Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

Put some underwear on

Have a good drive from Chicago to Norwood

Put some underwear on that drive will be long

by Drfunsmack April 5, 2025

put that in the cheese

a one up, similar to "how bout them apples"

"yesterday i went to the the beach and it rained"

"well yesterday i went to the beach and it was perfect, sunny and breezy. put that in the cheese"

by anonymous August 21, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.

Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.

by Viqtoria May 23, 2020

Put

Hotter than kano and in the top ten most hot men in the universe he is literally hotter than the sun. i love him so much is you get a put as a boyfriend you are rlly lucky never let him go and he will never let you go. If u want a Putt then buy one get one free now at wallmart.

HO HO HO its the hotty named put

by Wah wah baby love you kis kis January 23, 2022

Putting the Banana in the Bag

Taking action that advances a situation, or pushes something or someone forward.

Putting an unripe banana into a paper bag makes the banana ripen faster.

Conversely, messing up or taking a step backwards from a goal would be taking the banana out of the bag.

"Will just bought that girl a drink and took her to the dance floor. He's really putting the banana in the bag tonight."

"You're gonna skip the gym again tonight Berkelee? Really taking the banana out of the bag smh"

"This banana is green. I'm going to put the banana in the bag so I can eat it with breakfast tomorrow"

by MisterHaku May 24, 2018