evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.

I talked to evan pecker yesterday

by CJMordecai April 24, 2019

Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.

Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!

by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019

Puddle Packer

Person that would be smoking large amounts of methamphetamine in a pipe. Because meth turns into a liquid when heat is applied.

Goddamn puddle packer!! get some sleep!!

by Gmoney825 April 22, 2020

Cream-packer

The first guy to go in after a creampie in a gangbang.

Why can’t I go first? I was the cream-packer last time!

by deadpope July 26, 2020

Chinese Pecker Trap

The act of two men violently snoodling to the point foreskins become cohesive and cause the inability to pull apart.

Doctor: What do we have here?
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.

by Ryselin August 5, 2020

wacker packer

basically the grand canyon of whores.

My sister is the biggest wacker packer I have ever met.

by MC² August 29, 2020

Halliday Pickard

Halliday Pickard, the one and only collective that can experience, expand and explore collectively aiming to further the heights humanity can reach. Halliday Pickard is a collective of an uncountable number of unnameable beings that work together to better all they see. They are the creator of the program that made our program in which another program shall soon be made. Time its self is said to be the creator of the Halliday Pickard and the only thing that holds any power over the collective.

Halliday Pickard is prophesied to breach the one thing holding them back. Time Its Self.

by A Man of Helpful Wisdom September 21, 2020