skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages

Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱

by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024

Cow Tipper

Originally a Minecraft achievement, it is used to define someone who fucks cows.

Omari: fuck you small dick rocker thats why you're a cow tipper
Jonathan: what the fuck man

by NathanielDavis November 15, 2024

super cow

a cow with a penial instrument the size of a nose hair:)

hi

by Bill Gates May 6, 2003

cow

probably your english teacher

tom: what a cow
olivia: ikr

by haillovichi April 27, 2021

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger

ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant

by Kollando February 25, 2018

Cow

ur mom

Person 1: "Yo, look at that fat cow!"
Person 2:"Hey that cow looks like ur mom111111!!!!!!!"

by A really unoriginal person December 21, 2021