Polish Cow meme

The Polish Cow meme, originating in 2020, is a video of a low-quality dancing cow with the song "Gdzie jest biały węgorz ? (Zejście)" playing in the background. Translated to English, the lyrics go as followed: "The only thing inside my head is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone to the edge of oblivion. I have thoughts inside my head, when will this all end, whenever I'm alone because a white eel will fly in." This is the most recognizable section of the song, though the original song goes on for another three minutes thirty seconds.

Honestly, I love listening to the Polish Cow meme. Don't ask me why.

by someguywhousesUD April 9, 2025

Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus

In addition to being used as a defence mechanism against Pro Trump supporters for telling anti- Trumpers that they have “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” it is far worse than Covid 19, in that there is no known cure for it except using group intervention, deprogramming via electro shock therapy and as a last resort, full frontal labotomy.

Ruby Ellers got called out by her ex-BF Angie Walz as having been infected with Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus after Ruby told Angie that she’s got Trump Derangement Syndrome. Angie & her friends had tried group intervention, but to no avail. So now Angie & her friends are hoping to have Ruby deprogrammed via electro shock therapy. If this doesn’t work, then Angie will call the men in white coats to take poor Ruby away and having Nurse Ratchet and her fellow neurosurgeons perform a full frontal labotomy instead.

by Sanity Crusader August 5, 2022

Da Cow

A dance preformed by someone drunk, high, or just an F***ing Idiot

At a party doing da cow

by v RapTure x January 26, 2011

Holy Cow

HOLY COW; a term used when you see a cow with holes in it, or a cow that is literally glowing

Bro: Oh dang, look at that
Bro 2: IT'S A HOLY COW!
Bro 3: No it's a cow in the sunlight?
Bro: *drop kicks Bro 3*

by Shulks_is_the_HOLYCOW August 12, 2025

Tipping a Cow

Preforming a sexual act on yourself or someone else; The specifications of the act is dependent on the context the term is used in (not gender specific)

Hey buddy! Can I come over to your place later and then maybe tip each other’s cows?

Sure thing bud! I love tipping a cow!

by TippingMyCow January 28, 2021

ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

Cow's dining table

When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)

''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''

by annoying orange fanboy August 16, 2022