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phone

this is for my mom.

phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.
kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.
by catnamedpat June 11, 2022
mugGet the phonemug.

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.
My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.
by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016
mugGet the phone girlfriendmug.

phone

a tiny device that messes up your eyesight and you stay on there for 25 hours a day
i went blind because of my phone
by That handle is already in use4 September 29, 2023
mugGet the phonemug.

oppo pHONE

Bruv,this thing is a bomb from 1980's
HELLO GUYS, TODAY WE WILL DROP AN OPPO PHONE BOMB INFRONT OF AUNT MUNTYMUNTY'S HOUSE! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by #Rizzler March 31, 2024
mugGet the oppo pHONEmug.

Phone Hawk

That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you

-relieve you of your phone

-to hack and get on your SnapChat story

These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.

Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"

"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
mugGet the Phone Hawkmug.

Phone Bitch

The person in an office setting designated to answer the phone when no one else will. Especially in a high call setting, such as the ‘hate department’. Generally the newest person in this high turn over department.
I’m not phone bitch today, that’s Sandra!
by Tracy’s Hotline July 20, 2019
mugGet the Phone Bitchmug.

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