Math

The art of frustration and stuff your never going to use that teachers try to shove in your brains through your ear but comes out the other side like your finger, While math class is the dungeon of misery where you go to get yelled at by the teacher because you can't find out why the hell x would equal x*y * \(' _ ')/ ?

I am i jail because I'd rather be here than do math.

by fa la la la fa la la no March 5, 2019

Math

Math is an acronym

M.A.T.H. stands for

Mental Abuse To Humans

This is Math. : (

by Fice123 October 23, 2018

Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Girl math

Used to lower body count.

Girl please I slept with all those guys several years ago girl math says that they don't count when I slept with them recently.

by Fellaisonpoint February 12, 2024

Math

A very contagious and unhealthy infection teachers try to rub off on you, The Walking Dead but worse.

Math teacher: Okay class, lets start learning math.

Normal person: *Running for their life*
Nerds: *Chasing everyone else with their little strength and stamina*
Quarterback:*Tackles teacher and nerds*
Stupid kids: “wHy aRe We rUnNiNg?”
My mom: “CHILD SIT YO ASS DOWN OR IMMA GET MY BELT OUT!”

by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019

math

its the worst subject, which causes stress and unhappiness to most. although, many people might like it (how do you do it, dude?), its a nightmare for most.

sia: how did the math test go??
joan: it was math right? of course it was a disaster.

by siaaaa October 30, 2020