The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
by Cipher Nomad December 4, 2024
Get the Vedic Mathmug. by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020
Get the Bronx mathmug. A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.
by Jimboandtheunconsentsualfinger May 21, 2023
Get the Sparx Mathsmug. Math is nothing but a easy and a hard subject for all students. Without math, the whole Earth would be peaceful.
by katiaxoxo February 27, 2022
Get the Mathmug. narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
Get the narcissist mathmug. The act in which you both simultaneously do the absolute bare minimum required assignments while somehow still achieving high grades in school.
by Lolreflex October 14, 2025
Get the Daryan Mathmug. 1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.
2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.
3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.
3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."
C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009
Get the double blast mathmug.