Low-Code Low-Life

A "developer" who builds entire "apps" by dragging boxes around a screen and calling it innovation. They brag about "streamlining business processes" while secretly breaking every best practice known to software engineering. Usually found in corporate IT departments preaching "citizen development" as they drown in spaghetti workflows and performance issues they can’t debug.

Chad from accounting just built a 'fully automated inventory workflow' in or ERP, now it crashes if you type a lowercase 'e'. Classic Low-Code Low-Life move.

by Jg eazy November 5, 2025

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I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned

I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned

by Txorromorro November 25, 2025

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Chuck Lowe

The Chuck Lowe is a secret sex technique pioneered by its namesake. It is guaranteed to make any girl multi-orgasmic, and makes all women squirt, even if they are not a squirter. You perform this act by rhythmically moving your pecks in time with your stroke-game and letting out a long, sustained fart on low pressure, like a gas leak slowly filling a room. The fart is to valence your body for the release. Upon your climax, force your penis upwards into the roof of the vaginal cavity, increase the gas of the fart, and simultaneously jam your thumb in her ass, twards your penis, in a move called the pincher.

The Chuck Lowe requires years of training to perform and decades of training to master. The only place you can train this technique properly is in a secret dojo in the Appalachian Mountains, lead by Chuck himself. Most fail, but some true legends succeed. These brave men are known as Lowed Blowers.

I am not able to perform the Chuck Lowe, as I am not a Sex Wizard

by Musty Musk Man December 22, 2025

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Low Quality Fast Move

A fast move that's so abysmally shit that you should use literally any other fast move available

if only regigigas had tackle, then he'd be good! but all he has is a low quality fast move!

by JacobyCyclone January 8, 2026

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Low budgetness

The trait of being low budget no balling broke empty pocketed million bucks shorter being a millionaire needy and costly thus being deadweight

There's a group of people h e c t and o we're all hanging out and H e C T and o were all at the mall and as they as they were shopping they ended up running into r well r ended up having no money wanting to be purchased a lot of things borrowed money and with no intention to pay back and that in itself is an example of low budgetness

by BOBBITCHINBMF January 16, 2025

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imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025

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