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Josua jizz

Josua jizz is when you are a child and your mother has a baby you have to take the responsibility E.
by Josua August 10, 2024
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Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC
Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!
by Alou_Online June 15, 2022
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Jizz

Another word for when a man ejaculates
Wow i got jizz all over my bed sheets!
by Tits are pretty August 11, 2021
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German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.
by The Remaining One April 5, 2017
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slam jizz

What you give your slam pig after a night of hogging.
Me and Pedro were out all night hogging and had to give these slam pigs all this slam jizz.
by slamhogging_slampig April 6, 2017
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jizz jet ski

When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet
Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski
by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013
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Crazy Jizz

When you meet an amazing woman and she seems totally normal. But when you fuck her it turns her crazy. You have Crazy Jizz.
Bro, It happened again. I fucked that new chick Nova. She's gone crazy now, i watched her spit out my load in her mouth and tried shoving it up her vagina trying to get pregnant. I think ive got Crazy Jizz!
by Lisa Dee June 25, 2019
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