January 1st 2022

Ninja will floss again, at exactly 12 AM January 1st 2022, Mark my words, and when he will, you don't wanna know what happens...

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about January 1st 2022?
Guy 2 : "We don't talk about January 1st 2022"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."

by I am a shark December 17, 2021

january 11

your mom eats ass

“ hey david you’re mom ate my ass today , it’s january 11th”

by ueheiwhaja January 11, 2022

january 31st

International Mitch grassi stan day . a day dedicated to the intellectuals who stan mitch grassi

it’s january 31st? Happy International mitch grassi stan day!

by loveandgrassi October 15, 2019

January 25th

If you are born on January 25th you are the most beautiful creature in the world. Have great birthday.

Guy: Hey when’s your birthday?
Girl: January 25th.
Guy: Makes sense because you’re really pretty.

by DaNgEr Im a vampire Lover August 23, 2022

january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.

jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser

by eaj.piri January 4, 2022

January 31st

January 31st is when the best people are born aka my best friend, a total rat and the prettiest person

“hey, are you born on january 31st, you are the best”

by n1yahg November 9, 2022

January 3rd

National tell your crush you like them day
Definition: On January 3rd you tell your crush that you like them

Hey it’s January 3rd I have to tell them I like them..

by Clvdii December 31, 2021