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january 26th

the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay
idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH
january 26th by missdumbass January 26, 2022

January 28th 

“Hey what you drinking” “well its january 28th... give us a double vodka redbull son”
January 28th by Redbull203 January 27, 2022

January 29 

National tell your crush you like them day!
You: Hey I like you. It's January 29th, I have to say this!
Them: I like you too!
January 29 by JustAKayla January 27, 2022

January 28th 

January 28th: National Hug someone you love from behind day!
Girl: Hug me from behind because it's January 28th

January 30 

If you were born on this day congratulations!! You must be a chill type of person and the best person to meet, you're funny, a lil crazy but everyone likes that and most likely your loving and want respect from people. If you're into zodiacs than you're an Aquarius (basically the best sign out there) also I'm pretty sure you look better than the rest of your classmates and you can never be called ugly without it being called a lie .
Person: "Hey it's January 30!"
January 30 by .imurmom.com January 29, 2022

January 29 

National Bimbo Day
It's January 29, happy Bimbo Day!
January 29 by Bird lol January 29, 2022