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Internet Bloody Knuckles

Arguing online about a topic that is dead. Everyone who's had any interest in the topic has heard everything there is to say. Everyone has made up their mind. Nobody is on the fence. The fence isn't even there anymore. The fence was there to distinguish the sides from each other, but y now it doesn't matter who is standing where. The topic is dead.

This is aptly named after a "game" where two people care way too much about what their peers think of them, to an extent where they take turns punching each other's fists and pretending it doesn't hurt. Everyone watching holds back their laughter while these two people wreck a body part they'll need for the rest of their lives (these are normally kids, and injuring the skeleton before it's finished growing is very harmful. It affects the growth and can cause deformations) because they think it makes them look like badasses, rather than dumbasses.

Who is told that they won Bloody Knuckles is up to house rules, but nobody really wins Bloody Knuckles. Nobody wins Internet Bloody Knuckles either. They think they won, based on whatever (like house rules), but all they really did was stress themselves out. Everyone else took one look at the topic, knew everything that would be said, and just moved on. Unlike the original Bloody Knuckles, Internet Bloody Knuckles can have any number of players, but even 2 is too many.

Now their real problems (which can actually be mitigated) will be harder to deal with.
Person 1: "The fictional character in this lewd drawing is not 18."

Person 2: "Guys, can we not play Internet Bloody Knuckles again? I can't in good conscience look the other way anymore. At this point it's as painful to think about as it is to watch. Go work out or study or stab water with a pencil. Anything but this."

Person 3: "They're not a real person."

Person 2: "Balls... 🤦"
by Some random person, idfk July 9, 2023
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Internet Prime Time

The time of day when everyone decides to go on the internet at the same time as you, making everything run really slow, especially downloads.
"This album is taking forever to download! It must be internet prime time"
by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009
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Internet Bipolar Disorder

Internet Bipolar Disorder, or IBD, is when someone is all chill on the internet, and then something such as a thumbs down on a YouTube video, a loss on an online game, or criticism on a forum makes them go crazy. Symptoms of IBD include a sudden barrage of insults, sudden self-hate or saying they are leaving.
Fred123: Did you see Joe456 last night? He totally had Internet Bipolar Disorder.
Bob7890: I know, right? Once I criticized his idea, he totally started raging.
by Chitose Sakura May 16, 2014
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high speed internet

much like DSLs, but a more general term
Damn, did you see that bitch?
Yeah, she had some hig speed internet.
by bob the duck March 24, 2004
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Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.
Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.
by AMorgz August 23, 2010
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Internet Explorer 11

The latest version of Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser. It was actually pretty decent when it first released, but is now unusable due to Microsoft dropping support for it.

If you still use IE11, stop. Download a modern browser like Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox, or Microsoft Edge.
by thechadman412 November 18, 2020
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The Internet Civil War

The Internet Civil War started with Zoe Quinn when she released Depression Quest on Steam August 11 2014. A few days later shots where fired by her ex boyfriend by reviling that she was receiving positive coverage from a journalist with whom she was in a relationship. That when Quinn declared war on her ex. The group called GamerGate gave help to the ex to stop Quinn forcing her ideology that when The Left went to war with them.
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall
9GAGER : Oh my GOD, THOSE FEMINAZIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CENSOR US , BRO!
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR
by The Letter X January 2, 2017
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