Holy Amazing

What all the cool kids should be saying these days.

Jenn- Woahh! Did you just see that flip?!

Matt- I know! Like, holy amazing!!

by Amazingnessss October 14, 2009

Darkwater holy light

when the water runs red and the dark water they swear has a holy light but really they are fuuuucked up

so they call a waterfall like that darkwater holy light?

by wottleofbine November 21, 2025

Holy Moonlight Greatsword

The COOLEST fucking weapon in soulsborne history, It's in every game and it fucks so hard. Ever wanted to shoot a monster the size of a house across a room with the power of the fucking moon???? The Holy Moonlight Greatsword is your weapon if so.

John: "I just got the Holy Moonlight Greatsword!"
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."

by DarkSoulsFanGirl November 21, 2023

Holy Catfishing

When a girl goes on tinder specifically to try to convert horny men for Jesus. She generally matches with them, flirts with them, and then when it's time for the meet-up, won't stop talking about Jesus.

Matched with Tina on Tinder, she said to meet up at the Coffeeshop on 4th and Vine. When I got there and saw the sign that said "Holy Grounds" I know she must have been Holy Catfishing!

by holydude May 20, 2025

The Holy Trinity

When you have sexual intercourse with a female and make her have an orgasm, squirt, and cum all in one sitting

“ how was seeing Patricia the other day?”
“Oh yeah it was good I achieved the holy trinity”

by Ksjdjdn November 15, 2022

Holy Cow

A bbw who prays over your meat before devouring it.

Have you seen Jill Scott handle a microphone, Holy Cow!

by Cocky Roach August 1, 2024

Holy Fuck

Putting a Nun that's reciting the verses of the lord in missionary while in church and using holy water as lube.

*On a Sunday afternoon
Guy 1: Damn Bru you looked like you just got blessed what happened?
Guy 2: I went to church and got a Holy Fuck

by JessusAngel December 16, 2019