son: is marijuana smoking considered devil-worship?
father: to the Unforgivables, yes, to most of the civilian population, probably no.
father: to the Unforgivables, yes, to most of the civilian population, probably no.
by Sexydimma June 23, 2012

by anonymous June 16, 2025

by zzing December 8, 2021

father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
by Sexydimma March 15, 2013

That's sweet brown drip cascading down the side of your crack pipe before you swipe it and take it head ringer
Bobby was shaking with excitement at the thought of the Devil's skid mark painting his pipe as he awaited his next ripper.
by Qbinking January 31, 2025

by Tj567 April 29, 2020

Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021
