1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"
by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006
When a fellow tv viewer throws the remote to an unsuspecting couch partner who is relaxing, and intentionally hits him directly in the nuts. Usually the person with the remote asks a question referring to or containing the word Bangkok, but remote-to-balls contact must be achieved as the the word "BANGKOK" is uttered.
First time: "Have you ever been to Bang cock?" Now you have.
Second time: "Remember when you went to Bang cock?
Third time: "It's been a long time since you've been to Bang cock"
Second time: "Remember when you went to Bang cock?
Third time: "It's been a long time since you've been to Bang cock"
by cro-magnum January 06, 2009
An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.
by Web Willy April 07, 2003
by HydeDrJekyll February 08, 2009
A Ken Cock is a male who instead of having a cock and balls has a small mound instead of gentials. lt is named after Barbies boyfriend Ken who is without a penis.
by Schapman June 22, 2012
The act of texting or calling someone on your cell phone using your erect penis to dial the numbers and/or letters.
Why does that dude look like he's fucking his phone over there?
No, he's just cock-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.
No, he's just cock-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.
by chakazullo July 12, 2011
When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.
Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
by Pratipax July 17, 2008