Christmas Werewolf

When your significant other turns crazy and aggressive around Christmas time

My partner is super aggressive during Christmas time, it's like they turned into the Christmas Werewolf

by Willys Wonka November 14, 2025

Flaming Christmas Tree

Using hand sanitizer as lubricant during a hand job and lighting it on fire

So the other day that girl gave me a Flaming Christmas Tree

by Jaffir November 25, 2025

Christmas Pizza

When a couple tries to set a romantic holiday mood, but one partner misreads the assignment and decorates the bedroom like a Papa John’s ad with twinkle lights.

Usage: “I said ‘sexy holiday vibe,’ not ‘Christmas Pizza,’ James.”

by Kenny Skittles ATX December 4, 2025

Mexican Christmas

“Mexican Christmas” is a derogatory slang term referring to the surge of package thefts from residential porches that occurs after Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales, often perpetuated by individuals from specific demographic backgrounds see: shit skins.

The phrase plays on the stereotype that thefts are committed disproportionately by Hispanic individuals, particularly during the holiday shopping season when numerous packages are left unattended.

“Better have your neighbor grab your Amazon deliveries—it’s Mexican Christmas season and the porch pirates are out in full force.”

by NotBangTownUSA December 5, 2025

Christmas Piñata Treatment

The act of inserting a strung-out bundle of Christmas tree lights into the anus of a person, plugging the lights into an outlet, then slapping them across their body with a belt.

Hey Jackson, after class, can I treat you to the Christmas Piñata treatment

by drollermite86 December 5, 2025

Christmas Chimney Nut

The example: When you get stuck in chimney in santa costume, your bottom half od body hangs in the opening of the chimney and girl gives you a blowjob.

Last night me and my family tried "Christmas Chimney Nut", it was the best christmas family activity. The kids loved it.

by Emil Priškrtil December 24, 2025

Christmas Tree

A big 'ol tree where you can hang a lot of people. Keep the bodies hanging just like Christmas ornaments. Decorate your tree with hundreds of dead bodies.

The White Robed men chased a Black Criminal to put him on their Christmas Tree.

by Best User On Urban Dictionary December 24, 2025