stale bread

your only meal once a month

mum: here darling here’s your roast dinner
you: what about me mum?
mum: i suppose we can give you some stale bread

by Katie yEeYeE December 03, 2019

bread time

The point of the night when you should stop eating carbs.

Brad: Hey, want anymore pizza?
Chris: Nah, it’s past my bread time.

by Cicciofer December 17, 2017

Slap my bread

It means to slap the bread. What? You thought it was sumth dirty? Nasty ass. Smh

Jilly: Hey, could you slap my bread?
Stoned idiot: sure dude

by 92914 November 17, 2020

In-bread chromosome

Dashaun Johnson

His foreheads shaped like a toenail

Dashaun: get the fuck off my seat bitch
Izyaune: get your fucking fingers out my ass bitch
Liam: bro you bitches gay ass fuck,
Dashaun: stfu Liam
Liam: stfu you fuckin in-bread chromosome

by Jajnjknsoanuowjce November 21, 2019

crunchy bread bites

A cracker

I really want so cheese and crunchy bread bites you hobknocker

by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020

Breaded Salmon

The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.

"Last night was pretty wild. Titus pulled a Breaded Salmon on a few middle schoolers."

by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022

Wonder bread

Softy, weak , no back bone

That nigga aint a out that life he softer than wonder bread

by Baladik December 25, 2019