mike niesen

a jewish kid who will be very powerful and rich, you will be instantly sexually attracted

mike niesen's dick smells like fish

by steve jones of canton January 12, 2011

miked-it

Used to refer to someone who has become so ridiculously cross-faded that even simple motor skills and actions required to live (ex. breathing) are a near impossible task.

Jared: Dude you were hella fucked up last night! Anthony had to carry you to your room and undress you because you couldn't even move.
Justin: Yeah dude you definitely Miked-it last night!

by jrock916 October 7, 2011

Mike

The smelliest person in the world

That mike is so smelly

by Bocaj101 February 15, 2022

Mikes Bermuda triangle

3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.

The operator found himself in a mikes bermuda triangle.

by Metal bender 69 November 7, 2023

Mike

The mightiest simp out there. He is the guy that would simp for anything, and by that I mean ANYTHING. Watch out people, he is known for his multisimping talents and usually triggers the WeirdChamp train.

You're dead to me, Mike.

by KappaG March 30, 2020

Mike Darden

Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..

Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden

by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018

Be a mike

Give advice to an expert when you know nothing about the job

Don’t be a mike and leave the plumber alone

by Owegopaddy1 March 3, 2019