AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Kool-aid man

When you forcefully thrust to break through the condom and yell "Oh yeaaaah" in proper low voice Kool-aid man style.

Girl: did the condom break?
You: OHHHH YEEEAAAAH

I think she's pregnant, I Kool-aid manned her last night

by phallic symbol November 14, 2015

Aids

Bad

Oh no Sam has Aids that's bad

by Speedy_NumbDigger February 1, 2022

kool aids

when you have aids that are cool kind of like freckles

wow man i have dem kool aids

by umm i got dem cool aids February 22, 2018

bum aids

a sexually transmitted disease known as bum aids coming from hiv how ever you can only get this by having sex with a ranga comonly known as a fat peice of shit you can die idk

guy: just fucked a male ranga
obama: yep u got bum aids

by rangaman July 17, 2021

aids

aids (alot of intellegent dogs) is when your dog i smarter than an average dog. it is like std( super trained dog) they are good for protecting the owner.

person 1: my uncle gave me aids
person 2: my grandpa gave me std.

by mwad_is_a_monkey June 1, 2023

Aide

Is a girl that is really short usually under 5 feet and has had too many boyfriends to count, chances are she was just out of another "bad" relationship and that she is not on good terms with them. She takes things way too seriously and has trouble deciphering what is a joke and what isn't. She has very good hearing as she knows all the gossip about everyone around her, she is also very outgoing as she will talk to anyone. She likes to think of herself as a psychic as she can pick up vibes from someone and determine whether they are worth her time or not, like her own little spidey sense.

Girl 1: "That guy looks miserable"
Girl 2: "Didn't you hear"
Girl 1: "No?"
Girl 2: "He is with Aide"
Girl 1: "Oh, now I get it"
Girl 2: "Poor guy honestly hard not to feel bad for him"

by YourMomsCoochie February 8, 2022