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nasty turkey

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you stick your thumb in her ass and wiggle your fingers luke turkey feathers.
I tipped this waitress well by giving her a nasty turkey in the parking lot.
by John Rosemont-Pamo December 17, 2023
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Mud turkey

A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.
Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.
by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024
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Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
by Colojolo July 26, 2009
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Turkey

A person who walks around spreading they tail feathers and doing all that gobble gobble.. But when it comes time for action, takes flight like a frightened bird.
I noticed you were talkin all that cheap on the phone but you hid when you saw me, because you're a turkey.
by Jaidynsdad87 August 10, 2017
mugGet the Turkeymug.

Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
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Turkey

Someone who's intentions are obvious. While usually negative, it can be used as a way of showing respect to someone who doesn't have to lie.
Y'all some turkeys. Don't try and pull one on me.

That man is turkey bro he'll tell you what you're doing wrong
by BrotherlyDemolitionist85 March 5, 2025
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