by freddy is cute October 17, 2022
by Pepa Simp April 04, 2022
GO AWAY STUPID SIMP
by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020
by Telsiph April 16, 2022
For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.
Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.
by Yugo Yagami May 04, 2020
A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.
“Sorry man I can’t hop on rocket league today”
“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”
“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”
by Gladium15 April 13, 2022
Someone usually named Peyton, Harry, Ash, or Rowan who is particularly short, dim witted, part of the LGBTQIA+ community and spends most of their time lusting after an asexual man named Adam, Chad, Or Ray. This person also has multiple “plutonic boyfriends” who participate in activity’s of people currently dating. These activity’s involve saying, “I love you” or snuggling. The Stupid Short Sussy Simp also dates many several scores of people on the reasoning that it was a dare.
Man one: Did you hear that Peyton got another plutonic boyfriend?
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.
by These-calls-are-long.290 January 23, 2022