Shitting C4s

When the pain of shitting / pooping is so insanely intense, it can only be compared to being exploded by a C4

Person 1: "I ate some turkey and started shitting c4s"
Person 2 "GET THE BOMB SQUAD"

by PikaboyMOD July 11, 2023

Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe there’s nothing there

I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit

by The shitburgular February 11, 2019

three tiered shit dyke

A "three tiered shit dyke" is a group of 3 people growing more insufferable each person, commonly creating chaos and unfairness around them.

Hey man I need some god damn help I'm caught in the middle of a three tiered shit dyke

by Dickfrigate April 6, 2023

Digging up old shit

What stubborn assholes do

“Dude brittney is such a bitch she was digging up old shit from 2014

by Jamie Williams August 2, 2022

shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 24, 2022

Shit in the Chest

Secrets

Jim’s got shit in the chest, no one can get anything out of him.

by Sabi the Supreme December 4, 2024

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025