Blindside Bitches Day

Blindside Bitches Day is a day where you hit your bitch while you are out of their sight (for example, you hit them from behind). Blindside Bitches Day occurs on December 27th.

Dude 1: "Yo its Blindside Bitches Day lemme beat that bitch!"
Dude 2: "Ok"

Dude 3: "Bro you just pushed her of a cliff."
Dude 1: "Thats Blindside Bitches Day for you!"

by Gromit_Mug December 21, 2022

National Give Katie Tregunna Money Day

On this day you give money to everyone called Katie Tregunna no matter how big or small but must be over 1 pound

“guess what day it is today! It’s national give katie Tregunna money day”
“Oh god better save up”

by katie_xoxox October 8, 2020

The Day of the Yahoo is upon us

When Great British districts (such as Moss Side, Droitwich, and Kidderminster) become motor-yobberised by inner-city thugs. As featured on S1 E5 of ON THE HOUR, the predecessor to Chris Morris's much more famous The Day Today

"The Day of the Yahoo is upon us" - Former Home Secretary Kenneth Baker

by pseudonym_penguin September 11, 2025

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16

Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day

by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022

Girl Best Friend Day!

national girl best friend day is august 1st!

“why are you hanging out with me so much”
“cause it’s national girl best friend day!!”

by dooodoopeepeepoopoo July 21, 2022

National appreciate your friends day

On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.

Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same

by Incredibly Small Child October 27, 2021

National Sphere Day

November 23rd is the national day of the shape, Sphere. NOT TO BE MISTAKED WITH NATIONAL CIRCLE DAY!
Sphere is a pretty word and a pretty thing. You should definitely celebrate it by playing with marbles, or sphere-shaped things.

sphere: Did you know, its NATIONAL SPHERE DAY ??
circle: wow, really? Lets play with marbles.

by daveandbambiknower November 15, 2023