Shit Fucking Holy

When something already is, or is becoming, so much better than imagined, then it be gettin fuckin holy

Guy With Donuts: “Guys, it’s Friday!”
His Bro: “Finally, shit fucking holy!”

by FrankieFox0714 March 8, 2019

shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021

You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others

Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself

1“Do the dishes”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”

by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025

Shit and Run

When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.

I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”

by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020

Giga shit

×10 shitty person

He is a GIGA SHIT!

by Hchchchc March 21, 2025

piece of shit

also known as my idiotic pedophilic ass classmate : b. matt

did you see that one guy name b.matt?
yes and he was creeping around lil kids
my classmate is a piece of shit

by die b matt🤡🥱 stupid clown April 11, 2020

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of possible emotions, including fear of anger.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020