I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.
by melbournelemons June 30, 2018
Get the Shit Sandwichmug. "Hey you know how- Wait a minute, do you have a literal piece of shit as a head? Awww, you ol' shit head!"
by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024
Get the Shit headmug. by trolled! August 9, 2024
Get the Shit Edgingmug. "Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
by midinerd April 1, 2019
Get the Shit-tasticmug. I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.
by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025
Get the Shit the groomermug. by Dn for deez November 22, 2021
Get the Vpo shitmug. That is nice
by benni-boiii January 28, 2025
Get the id shit on thatmug.