National send your girlfriend the picture she wants day

April 14

This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want

Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture

Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day

by Sammy Wammy April 15, 2022

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National send your girlfriend the picture she wants day

April 14

This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want

Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture

Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day

by Sammy Wammy April 15, 2022

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Slap your sandwich

Code word used in front on children for intercourse with your wife or girlfriend

I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can slap your sandwich baby girl

by Sex with girlfriend November 28, 2020

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scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.

Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.

by fredmacdonald September 09, 2014

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