you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself
- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
by idiommaster October 16, 2023
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send your bf a hot pic day

GF: Hey babe check your snap
BF: What why?
GF: It's send your bf a hot pic day 🔥
by MacTheWarframe November 19, 2021
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June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.
Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?

fred- No fr?

Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha

fred- Me too bro
by renegaderadar June 26, 2020
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I’m all yours

Yo Chelsea said I’m all hers
You Bro she want that dick
I’m all yours:she want your cock once in a life time opportunity
by I’m all yours September 30, 2021
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I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
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losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity
Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.
by sir dank wank snog May 10, 2016
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