Ask your bsf to fuck

Tis the season! Christmas is coming along and what better yet to do is a prank?! December 20th is Asking your Bestfriend to fuck and see their reaction, Have Fun!

Jack: “ Hey amber , bestie you wanna fuck?
Amber: “No ew that’s weird jack!”
Ask your bsf to fuck

by Bigbandit December 20, 2022

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

Count your lucky ducklings

Consider yourself blessed. 🦆

Mate, I have to work.
Count your lucky ducklings you've even got a job.

by humanlea July 16, 2020

Week for your man

This is the week before valentines when a man’s woman drops her pride and acts on impulse down to what her man tells her to do. This week for your man is too support his mental health and bank account for preparation for Valentine’s Day

“ girl it’s the week for your man throw it back, I did everyday for his mental forget gifts on valentines I want his baby”

by AlanBooga February 3, 2022

CrAy Cray on your fay fay

When someone is fed up with your behaviour amd cant stand it and goes crazy

I will go cray cray on your fay fay

by Informative human December 3, 2018

National Give Your Hoodie Day

Give your hoodie to someone.(Make sure it smells good😌)

Me: Hey want my hoodie?
Her: Sure but why?
Me: Remember what day it is?
Her: Oh yea it’s National Give Your Hoodie Day

by WhenIs_NationalDay September 30, 2020

put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever

Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.

by Roofus5% June 27, 2016