National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!

“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day’

by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022

National tall day

September 2 everyone that is taller than 5’5 gets $5 from the little people

National tall day People shorter than 5’5 have to give up $5 to people that are taller than 5’5

by Keep in check September 2, 2020

International Feliks Day

27.8 is the day which is dedicated to every Felix who's name is mispelled as "Feliks" from birth.

"Is today International Feliks day?" -Ivari
" Yeah, It's my day!" - Feliks
"OH yeaaah, let me suck you off then!"- Ivari

by Thiccola$ August 27, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

National suck dick day is on 6th May.
Get you dick sucked or suck someones dick and celebrate

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by Dicksuccer69 May 29, 2018

Grab Neck Day

You walk up 2 people and just their grab their neck and you kiss or hug them.

it can be anybody yuh want and yuh want to do is grab their neck and say it is grab neck day.

by Qunetter January 25, 2023

National hit a first year day

Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!

The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith

Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?

by Ciaran Rodgers May 11, 2022

National anal day

june 26

its National anal day

by hio5 June 21, 2018