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that's your place for learning shit things that you'll never use. you sit on your chair and learn. i'm mostly lazy af to do school stuff. i like lunch :)
Oh, gotta go to school, bye! school is hell, skip school.
by a 5 yr old April 5, 2022
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Dryfork Christian School

Dryfork christian school is a school that nobody knows about. it’s on dryfork road and has 120 students ranging from k-12 and the girls outnumber the boys 90 to 30. they have so little high schoolers that the 8-12 classes are put together. we had to split sights so now the 3-6 grades are right down the road. most people send their kids here so they don’t have to be “exposed to the bad in the world” but all we talk ab is the “bad in the world” so theirs no point in sending your kids here. we have to wear a lame uniform that is a baby blue collared shirt and navy pants or skirt for the girls.
Boy:”Hey, have you heard of Dryfork Christian School?” Girl:”No.”
by anonymoususer7313 April 6, 2022
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Middle school

Middle school is the place where all innocence gets flushed down the toilet and is replaced by dirty jokes, inappropriate behavior, and having yelling contests until the teacher gives you an after-school detention. At this point all the respect that students had for teachers has been flushed down the toilet with their innocence.
Person 1: I can't believe were going to middle school next year! Aren't you excited?

Person 2: No. Middle school is the birth of all inappropriate conversations and actions.
by WalmartMarkiplier April 6, 2022
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School

friend: school is so boring i got forced to come to school
scum: it is just labour
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SCHOOL

Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Nerd: I went to school!!! Jim: nobody cares! Nerd: why? Because its seven cruel hours of our lives. Nerd: *brain explodes*
by supor35 April 7, 2022
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April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day

April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that
Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!

Guy 2: LFG!!!
by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022
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April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day

April 8th is known as the day you should bring your cart to school! Just focus on getting as high as you can and relax all day😌
Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day!!!
by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022
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