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sophisticated streamlined shit

Look at George over there, he is a sophisticated streamlined shit
by SomeRandomTom June 26, 2017
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Shit

Iam "I'm sorry... I don't know what I'm going to do here..."

Hym "Shit... There's nothing we can to. We are completely trapped. Trapped in a box with no doors."

Iam "We just have to work... We just have to get our rent ant then we'll be good. We can go from there and look for a better solution... We'll be fine."

Hym "Shiiiiiit! Why do we do things?"

Iam "Because we don't have a choice."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2022
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Shit whisper

Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)
"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"
by possumous January 10, 2022
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Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.
Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.
by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023
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Shit

Another word for the Star Wars organization called “The Inquisitorius”
Man, shit is going to kill the Jedi
by Walker Talker December 3, 2020
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shit homework

homework on a shit and stuck in a shit
me:ready to shit, on a homework.
still me: shit homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021
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crappin-shit

The totallity of, all encompassing, 100% of.
I love the crappin-shit out of you. He beat the crappin-shit out of him. He fucked the crappin-shit out of her.
by mnarahthon April 16, 2012
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