wing theory

The postulate that states the following:

A gentleman is either

a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.

Get him to take you to Buffalo Wild Wings on your third date, girl. Wing theory never lies.

by annalivia January 18, 2016

wing game

The ability to get your friends laid while you are currently off the market.

After Matt's wedding his wing game dropped off the map, it seems like every time he sees me talking to girl he brings up how they should meet another guy friend of his. Matt has no wing game.

by cynisterix February 4, 2014

Yellow wing

A yellow wing is a signature wing for a race car for which is slower than the rest

No wonder Brendan is going so slow, he’s rocking the yellow wing

by debidiah September 22, 2021

wing napkin

When Schmidt uses a woman to clean himself.

Schmidt used that jawn at the club like a dirty wing napkin.

by 3rayif November 28, 2016

Chicken Wing

To grab someone around the torso from behind and bend backwards, lifting them off the ground.

Bart: Hey! Chris just chicken winged Matt!
Rob: What a knob..
Bart: I can't say for sure, but Matt was smiling!

by WTGDave September 13, 2012

Wing aftermath

The devastating aftermath, when you eat Buffalo wings. It may be compared to “Taco Bell aftermath”, but wing aftermath is undoubtedly worse. The aftermath is when the wings are being expelled through the bowels and you get to feel the immense wrath of the delectable treat.

“Dude I had some mind opening wing aftermath yesterday”

by Galador November 13, 2020

albino bat wing

When you cum in your girls pussy, allowing it to flow out, you flap her pussy lips causing it to look like a albino bat flying.

So lastnight night, I gave my girl an albino bat wing and she was surprisingly into it.

by Taco1313 July 27, 2023