Empire Day

The international holiday where you must celebrate the Great British Empire or risk going "Missing".

It's Empire Day, I must celebrate the Great British Empire!

by I'm Balls Deep in your mom November 28, 2021

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our day ˖ ࣪⭑

im so glad that we met. even if the world's falling apart; crumbling even, u will still be my favourite person. i love u with every single particle of me <3

our day ˖ ࣪⭑
an intense feeling of deep affection.

by vacuumsealcock July 20, 2021

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May 8th:
No Socks Day is a day to free your toes of the confines of socks and stocking. The creators of this day also profess that No Socks Day will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, is healthy for the environment.

Give those toes of yours a breath of fresh air on No Sock Day!

by Pandabear8675309 May 10, 2012

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Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

•heartbroken

•crushing

•Lonely people

Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?

by Yo te February 5, 2020

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Jesscension Day

This day is a seminal day which occurs once in a lifetime. The notion is extremely similar to Ascension Day but is marked 89 days after the passing of Jesus Christ. Instead of the subject being the access or passage of Jesus Christ into Heaven it marks the passage of someone more significant as they move into an equally hallowed place. The Day is rooted in the Bible, following the accounts given in Mark 16:19, Luke 24:51 and Acts 1:2.

Jesscension Day was great. I’m so happy that We were able to celebrate together, 89 days after the passing of Jesus.

by El Hordo July 7, 2019

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