tying his shoe

SUKIN DAT DICK!!!!
She was sukin dat dick when tying his shoe
by Bob The Bob Dude May 14, 2016
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Shoe ball

When a golf ball is hit directly over the left shoe, resulting in a hook
Granty has mastered the shoe ball off the tee
by Golferguy February 3, 2021
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Shoe-er

Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.
Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?

A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?

A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.
by Will Tribute August 18, 2013
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Paper Snow Shoes

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport
Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.
by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018
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Shoe size

Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!
person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?
by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021
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Shoe Stew

Beef stew diarrhea, neatly dripped down the production line (pant leg), collected in a sterile shoe, canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties after a long day.
“My “Shoe Stew” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu…
Shoe Salad, Foot Fries, Hamstring Hash, Ankle App Assortment, & Toe Jam Tuna. I can’t wait to tell my mother. Maybe she’ll contribute Grandma’s Gravy.”
by BB29576 April 21, 2023
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My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang
I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!
by TheBrainiacGod October 20, 2020
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