When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.
If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.
by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019
Get the Toilet Paper mug.A Baltimore/DC term for traditional tobacco combustibles, such as cigarettes or backwoods, usually in the context of being used as ingredients with weed for a spicy blunt, spliff, mook, etc.
Hitting a cart and juul at the same time is a good way to quit paper and toe, but you still get spiced.
by EntymologyEtymologist March 10, 2020
Get the paper and toe mug.Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020
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Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022
Get the Toilet Paper roll is empty mug.WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?
"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"
"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"
by opeaii March 22, 2020
Get the toilet paper mug.The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot
Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”
by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025
Get the Michigan Parchment Paper mug.A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump
I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.
by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016
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