Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Salty

Being completely high strung with complete bitter disregard of other people's feelings through your words or actions to make yourself feel validated or superior.

Friend 1: Do you like Pearl from 'Steven Universe'?

Friend 2: No,have you seen how salty she is when she is around Greg? Completely unnecessary.

by Serean7 April 26, 2017

Salty

the feeling of embarrassment or anger . in some cases, slight jealously

Your best friend: Hey i got a new Iphone 11!
You: oH...*looks at your Iphone 6s+*
OR
Your friend: *answers a math question correctly*
You: *gets it incorrect miserably*

this is the feeling of (salty)

by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019

salty

Krish

krish don't be salty

by bb ki wine December 19, 2019

Salty Tuesdays

Salty Tuesdays is the day you can be salty and sassy however you want

"Its Salty Tuesdays dood relax~"

by SaltyShima July 20, 2020

gett'n salty

Having attitude, getting pissed off for no reason; getting defensive

I was just asking a question. Why are you gett'n salty!

by brat37 June 14, 2017

Two Salty Broads

A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.

Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.

I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.

by NotTwoSaltyBroads July 31, 2022