Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.

Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

Red Ring

Blood on foreskin causing a blood ring around the penis.

Dude i went the to bathroom after period sex and got the Red Ring!

by DaZaWizz December 1, 2024

Raw Ring

A definite problem among gay men, a physical ailment that you develop after a long bout of intercourse.

Queer #1: Oh my god, I spent the 4 day weekend with that new guy I've been seeing.
Queer #2: Did you guys get it in?
Queer #1: Totally but I've got such a raw ring today.

by Che Teh Gay April 3, 2019

Ringing for ransoms

Calling somebody to partake in a type of sexual intercourse, however only for one night

I’m going to be ringing for ransoms tonight

by GOAT MAXMUS August 16, 2018

Thumb looking for a ring finger

Someone who is looking for a partner that's out of their league.

Derrick will never find someone, he is a thumb looking for a ring finger.

by SaintBubblegum June 14, 2018

spamming rings

When a friend on facebook uses the chat feature to spam about free rings tunes, usually unintentionally via a malicious facebook app.

That douche Cliff was spamming rings yesterday.

by lookinandout August 26, 2010

Elden Ring

An engagement ring that a much older sponsor (ex. sugar daddy, sugar mommy, or glucose guardian) uses to propose marriage to a much younger sugar baby or gold digger.

Did you hear about Emma? Her sugar mommy is like 40 years older than her, so I was shocked when I saw her wearing an elden ring on her finger!
"That's nothing. The ring that Blake has is from when he married a sugar daddy that was 80 years older than him. That old dude died the night after the wedding. That's a REAL elden ring."

by Too tired to choose March 30, 2022