The sandwich game is a highly addictive obsession practiced by people everywhere. Once you introduce your friends to the sandwich game, eating sandwiches in the precence of eachother will never be the same again. The official rules are online, but here is a condesed form for easy reading.
1. In the event that you see a sandwich with nothing adamant on top of it, you must punch it.
2. If you are eating a sandwich, you must cover it with an adamant object if it is not in your hands. Otherwise, it may be subject to punching.
3. You cannot punch the sandwich if it has an object on it, the owner is holding it, or the owner does not know the rules of the Sandwich Punching Game.
4. The game begins when the owner of the sandwich takes a bite out of said sandwich, cuts it, or dismembers it in any way.
1. In the event that you see a sandwich with nothing adamant on top of it, you must punch it.
2. If you are eating a sandwich, you must cover it with an adamant object if it is not in your hands. Otherwise, it may be subject to punching.
3. You cannot punch the sandwich if it has an object on it, the owner is holding it, or the owner does not know the rules of the Sandwich Punching Game.
4. The game begins when the owner of the sandwich takes a bite out of said sandwich, cuts it, or dismembers it in any way.
Joelle: I just made a delicious sandwich! *takes a bite out of it* Oh, shit, I need to go do something over there! *leaves the unprotected sandwich on the table*
Tony: SANDWICH PUNCH! *punches sandwich*
Joelle: You're such a fucking assbucket, Tony.
Tony: Sandwich punch game!
Tony: SANDWICH PUNCH! *punches sandwich*
Joelle: You're such a fucking assbucket, Tony.
Tony: Sandwich punch game!
by The sandwich puncher December 29, 2009
drink made mainly of Hawaiian punch and everclear,with the purpose of getting undergrad girls and everyone else drunk at fraternity parties
by meliza April 27, 2005
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todd: "man after i got home from stacy's house i washed my hand for at least an hour"
scott: "why??"
todd: "goo punch"
scott: "oh i see"
scott: "why??"
todd: "goo punch"
scott: "oh i see"
by Cajun Ninja March 18, 2006
basically you falcon punch a pregnant woman to cause immediate loss of foetus. This is how Captain Falcon avoids press attention from pregnancy scandals.
"Captain falcon had a rough night with some strippers but quickly solved the problem falcon punch abortion style"
by FishFarmer December 31, 2008
Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.
Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"
by blondefarmgirl July 29, 2010
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