Pants which grab a man's ass to the point where you can almost see their balls from the back. Cowboys tend to wear these with cowboy boots and a fuckin' retarded ass hat.
BIlly: Yo ted, you see that cowboy over there wearin' butt pants?
Ted: Fuck dude, that's disgusting.
Ted: Fuck dude, that's disgusting.
by yourmom123454321 January 13, 2009
1.(noun)the secretion a guy gets in his shorts after seeing a smoking hot chick.
2. A chick that is smoking hot(see example).
2. A chick that is smoking hot(see example).
by Anguished August 23, 2006
by hot lips June 03, 2006
by Buck_Dawson August 16, 2011
A total sourpuss. One who acts negative all the time, like he/she pooped in the pants. Said person is sour all the time and wants you to feel sour too.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 17, 2008
So tell me again Donkey Pants, you want to give this stripper your car and credit card so she and her friend can go get us some booze?
by cliffjw September 11, 2006
1. taken from the root words "pa" and "jamas". "Pa" meaning, "bed" in ancient Greek, and "jamas" meaning, "pants" in a rare form Jonulesque Latin. Can also be interpreted as "tronpants".
2. What Coop Cooper wears in BASEketball while attending Britney Kaiser's party.
See also Docker's Commercial.
3. Term which is frequently fought over by scholars. Some think they are pants you sleep in, while others adhere to the position that bed pants are undefinable, and therefore non-existant. Well now those people are wrong, because it's defined, bitchezzzz. See also Sarah and Jon's Intergalactic Pant Battle
4. Some people like their cucumbers pickled.
2. What Coop Cooper wears in BASEketball while attending Britney Kaiser's party.
See also Docker's Commercial.
3. Term which is frequently fought over by scholars. Some think they are pants you sleep in, while others adhere to the position that bed pants are undefinable, and therefore non-existant. Well now those people are wrong, because it's defined, bitchezzzz. See also Sarah and Jon's Intergalactic Pant Battle
4. Some people like their cucumbers pickled.
"Sarah, im telling you, they're called bed pants."
"Jon, you're wrong, they're pajama pants."
"Baby i love you."
"Agreed, you awesome dood, you."
"Dood, this place looks like a docker's commercial."
"Jon, you're wrong."
"Yes, Sarah."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Some people like their cucumbers pickled."
"Jon, you're wrong, they're pajama pants."
"Baby i love you."
"Agreed, you awesome dood, you."
"Dood, this place looks like a docker's commercial."
"Jon, you're wrong."
"Yes, Sarah."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Some people like their cucumbers pickled."
by Tronbot311 September 25, 2006