the act of slamming the beer bottle/mug on the counter after downing the glass. can also be done by shattering the bottle against the ground or another hard surface.
Underage Kid 1: hey so did you guys drink that beer bottle last night?
Underage Kid 2: yeah me and frank drank the whole bottle then frank did a beer slam when he finished it.
Underage Kid 2: yeah me and frank drank the whole bottle then frank did a beer slam when he finished it.
by anonymous1289 February 02, 2010
A type of beer made for kids that has no alcohol or so little that you can drink it for ever and not get drunk. But people thirteen or over will want real beer.
by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2010
It's a lot like water boarding, except with beer. and generally you don't give a shit what they say, you just keep pouring
"That Jabroni is wide open, let's sneak up behind him and beer board the shit out of him. You two grab his shoulders. I'll pour."
by jibberjabberjihad December 19, 2012
Where you and your mate rate a women or man. Using how many beers you would need to drink to consider sleeping with them. If they was dam ugly 0/10 then you would say she 's or he's a "crate of beer". Whereas 10/10 would be more like ,They would sleep with them sober... 3/10 is still pretty hot but not quite marridge material.... etc...
Or generally using the phase "crate of beer" when referring to " I would have to be this drunk to do anything that wrong or stupid"
Or generally using the phase "crate of beer" when referring to " I would have to be this drunk to do anything that wrong or stupid"
Oi mate what do you think of this lady coming past ..... Mate replies.. Mate that's a "crate of beer " lol
Or
Dear diary, I wouldnt touch that guy with a "crate of beer" he really smells. Lol
Or
Dear diary, I wouldnt touch that guy with a "crate of beer" he really smells. Lol
by WiffyFingers December 03, 2015
Beer that has gone sour. Some bottles of beer have an overabundance of particulate matter evident when the contents are viewed through light.
by ozonekid December 15, 2013
a term coined by the geniuses at Annheuser-Busch in the late 90's for commercials where they presented the "Born on Date" concept of fresh beer. They had commercials showing losers worried about getting skunky beer.
me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer
by Urban Dictionary January 09, 2009
fxxxxxxxxxcktards. <^> <^>
by gabi September 07, 2004