By definition it is simply when one's socks or stockings becomet wet or damp. It is, however, "the most horrendous thing." As a result, many things that are bad can be compared to having "wet sox." This is similiar to how zero degrees Kelvin is absolute zero and everything else is higher. In the same way, how close things are to havng wet sox determines how bad the situation is.
My dog got ran over by a car, which was my wifes, which blew a tire, which messed up the allignment, and when we took it to the shop it was stolen along with my ipod that was in the glove box... at least I don't have Wet Sox.
by Twartacus May 6, 2006
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by KreDiTZ February 2, 2007
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by ColeMalphus February 19, 2011
Get the Wet Cole mug.Synonym for vagina. Can be used to replace some of those filthy words so that you can talk about vagina anywhere and at any time. Typically used to explain why one was late or why one can't make a certain event.
I'm sorry I couldn't make the party, I was tending to my wife's wet garden.
I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.
I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.
I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.
He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.
My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.
I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.
I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.
I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.
He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.
My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.
by NastyNally April 22, 2011
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ryan-"how did that go?"
jim-"fucking great, by the end of the movie she was twilight wet and gave it up to me in the movie parking lot"
ryan-"fucking sweet dude" (both high five)
ryan-"how did that go?"
jim-"fucking great, by the end of the movie she was twilight wet and gave it up to me in the movie parking lot"
ryan-"fucking sweet dude" (both high five)
by spoons12345 August 9, 2010
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by Kekson October 23, 2010
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