cut off

possibly the worst and most uncomfortable poo after the "jaggy". Your having a nice plop, and all of a sudden, the phone rings, or the doorbell goes, and the brown rock is halfway out your rectum, and it gets "cut off", leaving the other half hanging out of your black tunnel (anus). It then smudges in your pants, and besides being really uncomfortable, it also makes you stink. (btw its never happened to me!)

*un-zips trousers and sits on bog*
*massive fart noise* "aaahhhh that feels good"
*doorbell rings*
"shit! my girlfriend! Uh oh im gonna have a r8 cut off now"

by josh pleb head October 26, 2006

fucked off

IN BRIEF: Hurt or killed, negatively dealt with or handled the ward way.

Why good people with good intentions ends up the one fucked off?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 22, 2009

Off the chain

Wild; out of control

etym.: possibly derived from Fr. 'se déchaîner,' to burst out; to go wild; to arouse

"That set was off the chain, yo."

by lairdweller October 18, 2009

Fuck off

1 telling someone to go away.

2Use to descibe something big and/or indimidating
and usualy used in a sentence after describing something as big.

as if the object was telling you to fuck off simply by being.

1 "fuck off, wanker".

2 "He had a big Fuck off gun."

"I got a big Fuck off Amp for my birthday." - simon (lol)

by alex_G May 1, 2006

Zacking Off

1. Using a male pop star to wank off to.

2. Wanking it to Zac Effron.

Austin watched 17 Again and starting Zacking Off.

by TheIronLeaf August 21, 2009

bitch off

mind one's own business or "f@#$ off"

Don't like my shoes? Well, bitch off!

by Roger Rothe July 28, 2006

boid off

To boid someone off, means you mug them off, leave them with a poor arse excuse. Its unexceptable behaviour in all examples.

Fancy a curry n pint tonight, its just me u n simon again, adam will boid off. surprise surprise.

by James Abbo February 6, 2008