Noah

Cheating POS

Noah cheated on me and tried to be the victim.

by A pimp ass guy 2 August 28, 2020

Like Noah

And this is another simile so stay with me here because I know you struggle with this:

Hym "LIKE NOAH FROM THE BIBLE... You ignored the warnings and now there is a flood. There is literally only one way for both Trump and I to be responsible."

A retard "But YOUR names not 'Noah!' How can... How can it be that... Nope! Nope! Don't care. I don't like what you're saying so I choose Noah. I'm just going to listen to Noah."

Hym "I... I radically overestimated your level of intelligence... And I think you're all mentally retarded... So that's saying something... Man... You know what? This is actually pretty frustrating. This is.... Hoooo. I would hate to be on the other side of this."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Mr. Noah

Evil.

Did you see Mr. Noah today? He’s looking extra menacing.

by Luckknobs November 30, 2021

Noah

A simp who carries around a Yahtzee machine. Also plays a lot of games.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy playing Yahtzee over there

Person 2: Yeah. He is such a Noah

Noah: UUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM A DUMB NOAH!1!!!!!11!

by Noahisasimp March 5, 2020

Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.

"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to be like Noah; Mr. Self Destruct!"

by Daniel beefpiles December 9, 2008

NOAH+LILYONA

This is the official statement stating that. Lilyona Wilson loves Noah Spradlin most. No buts. No denying it. This is an official document. As everyone knows everything you see on Google is true so this statement is completely fully truthful in every way possible not an ounce of untruthfulness. Poodle all true.

NOAH+LILYONA
she obviously loves Noah more

by Liltardlily December 1, 2023

Noah Grunfeld

An absolute melon.

Mohammed Husein: Look at that melon over there.
Saddam Hussein: No, that's just Noah Grunfeld.
Aadit Chandrani: Oh shoot, you're right!

by fuck school you fuckjsdlkcascd June 16, 2025