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secrist middle school

A ghetto ass east side school filled with hella bloods and ugly ass niggas but with the girls its hella confusing cause its either they cute and got a fat ass or the ugly and small asf so ugly niggas stay winning there😂😂Filled with weed in like every corner hella stoners and fight that be funny asf like when a little ass girl fights an ugly ass girl and beats her ass *cough* *cough* @A&V 💀💀 or when a bitch break another bitches nose @K&M like dead serious cute girls can fight there but they stoners too 😂😂but those teachers ugly asf annoying asf and dumb asf like if you go there you finna agree 😂😂
"Aye you saw that fight ?"
"yeah what school was that at?"
"most likey secrist middle school nigga"
by Booty is fun when it fat June 19, 2016
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Cashman middle school

Cashman middle school is a fucking school full of fucktards who do drugs. if you go to cashman and claim that you dont do drugs, do you eat the food they give you? we’re a bunch of messy retards who don’t know how to clean up after ourselves but who gives a shit lmao.

the kids at cashman are either (1) depressed, (2) dumbasses, or (3) assholes. the kids who are depressed af are the ones who prolly got their hearts broken or sum shitt. the kids who are dumbasses do fuckin cocaine and/or meth or they just smoke weed 24/7. and the kids who are assholes are usually the girls, because honey, we dont give a single fuck ab you and whatever his face is.

the teacher’s may seem chill, but we all know they wanna fucking kill our dumbasses. we all know they poison the school lunch to slowly kill our dumbasses, that also leads to why we question on whether or not we do drugs. also, the school is so trash thats its usually called “Trashman”
Bro i swear to satan or sum shit, cashman middle school is a shit hole for autistic kids.
by duoblos November 24, 2018
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Kennett middle school

A school full of disaster bisexuals and hot Cheeto girls.The acronym is VERY fitting.
Friend: You go to Avon Grove?

Me: nah I wish I go to Kennett middle school.
by TraumaLlamaDramaKid May 13, 2020
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Waldon middle school

Waldon middle school is a public school in lake orion Michigan where snotty kids from auburn hills and Pontiac go, this school is horrible at sports and needs no further explanation.
by Lil John John 69 October 14, 2021
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Gates Middle School

A sucky school for 6th 7th and 8th grade who’s students are all focused on wearing fake supreme and adidas clothing. The average person there probably has a D- to C- in every class. But all the girls just wear cloths that looks like there made for toddlers yet they try to look like they are the most popular people there and have more power than the principal.
Boy 1: “ Dude come look at my supreme shirt”

Boy 2: “That’s not real

Boy 2: “ Ya everyone at gates middle school says so.
by Gaifhdhshsh January 22, 2018
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middle school moonshine

an alcoholic beverage consisting of 5 oz of coke and 15 oz of the rest of the shit in you liquor cabinet. it must include vodka.
Yo Mack, let's go drink some Middle School Moonshine!
by yeeber October 10, 2017
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Randall Middle School

A bunch of dumbasses that are all below 5’5 and vape because their mom doesn’t love them
The little kids at Randall Middle School don’t have loving parents
by Black kid that everyone loves September 7, 2021
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