michael whorton

hes a special type of amphibian with long sweat pearls to show for it. He shines bright around his peoples and always knows when to jack, has a mad foot fetish and always wants dong

Starts to jack, wow your using the Michael Whorton technigue

by yung cuck clicker May 8, 2019

michael ibezim

A caring young man with a promising future

He is hardworking he is such a Michael Ibezim

by Mich zuk May 13, 2019

Michael Slushie

the ultimate slushie and monster mango loco combo.

“Jaysus that Michael Slushie was amazing”

by MichaelSlushie May 19, 2019

Michael Bake

A sad lonely man single forever and never kissed someone

Man I feel bad for Michael Bake

by Kieran+price=heart December 9, 2019

michael washington

michael washington is someone who don’t give two fucks about life! he will shoot up your local school, he disrespects his mom, loves to get suspended and kicked out of school! he wears black forces so u better watch what u leave laying around because he will snatch that shit! watch out he will stomp yo head in! and also loves to steal from stores.

michael washington really just don’t give 2 fucks

by trapgodddd1 December 13, 2019

Michael Kalin

A badass typically in his 40s

He is such a Michael Kalin

by Lllllllllloolllll March 31, 2019

michael vallerie

Michael Vallerie is a stupid piece of shit, he farts all the time and won't stop eating dairy. He smells like poopy butts and he drives a BMW but its a 3 series.

Look at that tool, must be related to michael vallerie

by funmaterflex May 23, 2019