foot long cheese dog

when a girl shoots her yellowish-green cottage cheese discharge on a guys penis and then gives the guy a footjob

"she was really into me so she gave me a foot long cheese dog"

by Justin :) February 27, 2008

long island clam chowder

The act of leaving your female (or male) sexual partner in a "sticky situation", and while he/she's cleaning it off his/her chest, you douse him/her with a fine feast of brothy vomit. Then you walk out on the bitch/faggot.

My roommate Ryan, from Long Island, totally left some long island clam chowder running down that bitches' torso. He is truly a man amongst men. All Hile Ryan, the Surfer Kid!!!

by DJ Swizzybumfuck April 25, 2005

i fuck with you the long way

Being a real nigga always having they back staying 100

Bra you been my nigga for years , I fuck with you the long way.

by Kctae116 September 4, 2016

So long, and thanks for all the fish

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin

by beattie April 11, 2005

Mrs long ass head

A very alien looking being with an insanely long head. They like to commit incest, especially with their brothers, but sometimes their dads too.

“Oh look! It’s mrs long ass head off to fuck her brother again!”

by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019

kentucky long bread

when you put a women or mans nose between your butt cheeks and take a dump so when it slides out it gets cut in half by the other persons nose and goes all over their face.

Last night I Kentucky long breaded someone.

by john rambo December 3, 2007

DLL (Daddy Long Legs)

A DLL is a very attractive male usually in college and also in a Fraternity. Below are the main characteristics of your typical DLL
1. 6' and above
2. Tone/Muscular
3. Perfect teeth
4. Blessed with a cute name
5. Brown/Blonde hair
6. Green/Blue eyes
7. Clean cut & Shave
8. That Jawline
9. Eyebrows on fleek
10. Knows how to dress
11. Good Personality (aka Not a fuck boy)
12. Possibly a few tattoos
13. Got to have that "Flow"

If you ever encounter a guy that is blessed with these characteristics, understand that he was sent from the Gods and you need to snatch that shit up before its too late.

Hanna: "Do you know that guy over there in the hat?"
Rory: "Yes, Jackson. He has the sexiest green eyes and is to ripped. Could a DLL (daddy long legs) except...."
Hanna: "What?"
Rory: "He's a Soul eater".
Hanna: "Damn Gingers, fucking things up"
Rory: "What a scrub. Common, lets dip the fuck on outta here"

by clarkey98 September 24, 2016