by GreatandGroovy January 27, 2022
A thoughtful woman, who always looks out for others her and helps those in need. She is cultured, sophisticated, and great company. Being in the company of a Karen is always a treat, so count yourself lucky if you work with one!
"Everyone's been miserable since Karen left. Work just isn't the same without her!"
"Life is nothing but bleak without a Karen in it".
"I once dated a Karen and she was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Letting her go was the most foolish thing I have ever done!"
"If I could choose just one person to have as a dinner guest, it would have to be a Karen. She would bring such sophistication and intelligence to the evening."
"Everyone needs a Karen in their life. She always knows what's best and will guide you down the right path."
"Life is nothing but bleak without a Karen in it".
"I once dated a Karen and she was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Letting her go was the most foolish thing I have ever done!"
"If I could choose just one person to have as a dinner guest, it would have to be a Karen. She would bring such sophistication and intelligence to the evening."
"Everyone needs a Karen in their life. She always knows what's best and will guide you down the right path."
by Mystery complimenter December 08, 2021
A type of mental disorder that makes the host (i think) become incredibly stupid, annoying and frustrating. This mental disorder can only spread by words, and it is based on if the other person decide to believe this or not. It can only be cured with the help of a therapist, or trickery. This appears more in women and moms then men and fathers
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Dude 1: Hey i heard that person there got Karen
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
by Lemon_is_good April 18, 2020
your mom who has that one haircut, wears loose bottom jeans with flip-flops, drives a mini van, is anti-vax, probably had a Monroe piercing at some point, and LOVES speaking to the manager
by Your mom Karen June 03, 2019
by MrFartbag69 October 21, 2020
A lady with short Karen cut hair that complains a lot, asked for the corporate to the manager, overreacts, and using screaming and the classic excuse of "IM CALLING 911 ON YOU" for no reason as a threat to think they're "smart" and "big and scary"
JEEZ calm down Karen, I'm trying to get a parking lot spot and you're in the way for NO REASON, now MOVE!
by your local Ms. Obvious February 22, 2022
A person who likes to cause drama and throw shade on Facebook. and has everything in live laugh love even though she does the exact opposite and enjoys pissing people off.
Bob: dude your mom is such a Karen!
Jerry: no dude she’s really nice
Bob: yesterday she called the police because kids where skate boarding in the neighborhood.
Jerry: my mom would never be such a middle aged rude person who has live laugh love everything and hates when people are happy!
Jerry: oh no she is a karen!
Bob:told you so. :)
Jerry: no dude she’s really nice
Bob: yesterday she called the police because kids where skate boarding in the neighborhood.
Jerry: my mom would never be such a middle aged rude person who has live laugh love everything and hates when people are happy!
Jerry: oh no she is a karen!
Bob:told you so. :)
by Don’t use ur real name.com June 18, 2021