Person: *Reads book quietly*
Karen: HEY! (We are gonna call the person George) GEORGE!!
Person: What??
Karen: ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN THAT CHAIR UP ONCE YOU ARE DONE? BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING GEORGE GERMS TODAY.
George: Uh- This is a public place so stfu. :)
Karen: HEY! (We are gonna call the person George) GEORGE!!
Person: What??
Karen: ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN THAT CHAIR UP ONCE YOU ARE DONE? BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING GEORGE GERMS TODAY.
George: Uh- This is a public place so stfu. :)
by cat gnome 32 December 30, 2020
A Karen is a Middle Aged Blonde Women 3 unvaccinated children owns a f$*$ing big SUV
Common Phrase:Let me Speak to the manager
Style:Ugly a$$ bowl cut hair tan capris and white striped shirts
Personality:By far rudest kind of women ever has a slow temper insults for no f*%÷ing reason
Common Phrase:Let me Speak to the manager
Style:Ugly a$$ bowl cut hair tan capris and white striped shirts
Personality:By far rudest kind of women ever has a slow temper insults for no f*%÷ing reason
Karen:I want this *Shows picture of obviously photo shopped picture of a hair dye*
Hairdresser:Sorry ma'am but that is photo edited
Karen:WHAT THE F#&@ HOW DARE YOU LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR F#&@ING MANAGER
Hairdresser:*Nods agreeingly*
Karen:DONT F@$#ING NOD AT ME USE YOUR DAMN WORDS
Hairdresser:Sorry ma'am but that is photo edited
Karen:WHAT THE F#&@ HOW DARE YOU LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR F#&@ING MANAGER
Hairdresser:*Nods agreeingly*
Karen:DONT F@$#ING NOD AT ME USE YOUR DAMN WORDS
the definition of a Karen is a middle-aged/old white female that makes a ridiculous fuss over everyday things. often claims people and makes up laws and asks for federal papers. Karens also hate drive thru's and will ram your car just to get their food sooner. Karens share a bloodline with "the soccer mom" and the "anti-vaxxer".
by TheBreadMilk October 09, 2020
Derogatory name for a woman (usually Caucasian) who knows her rights and isn’t afraid to speak up for herself and others. Often the subject of envy and jealousy from those who can’t or won’t educate or stand up for themselves and accuse her of being privileged. A highly effective, self driven, tactic of authoritative patriarchal societies to subjugate and control women through the use of ridicule and shame and divide and conquer strategies that utilizes the ignorant, compliant and passive to target those who educate and advocate for themselves and others.
by CelestialDawn123@gmail.com October 15, 2021
by GreatandGroovy January 27, 2022
A thoughtful woman, who always looks out for others her and helps those in need. She is cultured, sophisticated, and great company. Being in the company of a Karen is always a treat, so count yourself lucky if you work with one!
"Everyone's been miserable since Karen left. Work just isn't the same without her!"
"Life is nothing but bleak without a Karen in it".
"I once dated a Karen and she was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Letting her go was the most foolish thing I have ever done!"
"If I could choose just one person to have as a dinner guest, it would have to be a Karen. She would bring such sophistication and intelligence to the evening."
"Everyone needs a Karen in their life. She always knows what's best and will guide you down the right path."
"Life is nothing but bleak without a Karen in it".
"I once dated a Karen and she was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Letting her go was the most foolish thing I have ever done!"
"If I could choose just one person to have as a dinner guest, it would have to be a Karen. She would bring such sophistication and intelligence to the evening."
"Everyone needs a Karen in their life. She always knows what's best and will guide you down the right path."
by Mystery complimenter December 08, 2021
A type of mental disorder that makes the host (i think) become incredibly stupid, annoying and frustrating. This mental disorder can only spread by words, and it is based on if the other person decide to believe this or not. It can only be cured with the help of a therapist, or trickery. This appears more in women and moms then men and fathers
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Dude 1: Hey i heard that person there got Karen
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
by Lemon_is_good April 18, 2020