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by Chris_28 May 3, 2023
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utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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Dict Jokes

Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.
Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
by Jfman August 9, 2018
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Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )
a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)
by fed lem March 26, 2020
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Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023
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Joke

by StupidHOE1 October 29, 2020
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inside joke

A joke that only a select group of people will get unless it is explained to someone else.
Guy 1: “Hey Susie! Fish without meat!” *laughs*

Guy 2: “What?”

Guy 1: “It’s an inside joke between us”
by nlolhere July 3, 2020
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