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Certified Idiot 

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.
My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.
Certified Idiot by BbJjDd October 8, 2022
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Certified idiot 

A Maff teacher who doesn’t know the difference between five and six.
My Maff teacher is a certified idiot; he doesn’t know the difference between five and six. What a credited idiot he is.
Certified idiot by BbJjDd October 9, 2022

Certified Idiot 

A Person that has knowledge in something that is absolutley useless in life
Person 1: Im a certified idiot.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: i know how to build a weapon but i dont know simple grammar.
Certified Idiot by Nuski15 November 11, 2022

Ya idiot 

A word used to casually describe someone not seeing the big picture/Someone who is acting blind to a situation. Not used in the real sense of the word.
Friend 1: he definitely does not like me
Friend 2: ya idiot, he’s obsessed with you!
Ya idiot by Watergirlfireboy December 1, 2022

Useful idiot 

In political jargon, a useful idiot is a term currently used to reference a person perceived as propagandizing for a cause—particularly a bad cause originating from a devious, ruthless source—without fully comprehending the cause's goals, and who is cynically being used by the cause's leaders. The term was used during the Cold War to describe non-communists regarded as susceptible to communist propaganda and manipulation. Conversely, it was then, and is used now to describe someone unwittingly doing the bidding of the CIA or US government.

False Attribution to Lenin:
The phrase useful idiot has often been attributed to Vladimir Lenin, but he is not documented as ever having used the phrase. In a 1987 article for The New York Times, American journalist William Safire investigated the origin of the term, commenting that a senior reference librarian at the Library of Congress had been unable to find the phrase in Lenin's works and concluding that in the absence of new evidence, the term could not be attributed to Lenin. Similarly, the Oxford English Dictionary in defining useful idiot says: "The phrase does not seem to reflect any expression used within the Soviet Union".
"Leftists" who do not believe in international solidarity, or promote elitism, are useful idiots for the CIA.

That guy is either a useful idiot or a spook, because he is sowing dissension in our ranks.
Useful idiot by Odz March 3, 2023

American idiot 

Don't wanna be an American idiot
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind-fuck America
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
In television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
Now everybody, do the propaganda
And sing along to the age of paranoia
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
In television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
Don't wanna be an American idiot
One nation controlled by the media
Information age of hysteria
It's calling out to idiot America
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
In television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue