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Jazz The Human

NOT THE FUCKING MUSIC GENRE. Jazz is a mistake to human kind. Jazz is typically used as a nickname for the name ‘Jasmine’ bUT WILL RAGE QUIT IF ANYONE DARES CALL THEM JaSmiNe. Jazz is never and will never be a homosexual, contrary to popular belief. They’re hair is shit along with they’re taste and they need to stop eating fat bastard. They could also be considered an “athlete” but not really lolol. Probs dead.
Wow is that Jazz The Human, I have them on snapchat (jazzatthedisco) and instagram (axiom.of.jazz) YOU SHOULD ADD THEM TOO THEY REALLY TICKLE MY PICKLE
by Axiom.of.jazz May 17, 2019
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Human Puff

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.
Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.
by litty_bois4life May 17, 2019
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human latte

The action of taking a warm and wet poop on someone’s chest.
Dude you better stop before I Human latte all over you.
by skimmed September 15, 2019
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Humans

In order to provide a happy and secured life for our nation, the state has to follow an absolutely national policy and this policy has to be absolutely suitable and based on our internal organization. When I say national policy, this is what I mean: working for the real happiness and development of the nation and the country, protecting our existence before all else, relying our own power within our national borders... In general, not to cause a lot of tiring effort and harm for the nation by persuing unreachable, imaginary ideals... Expecting civilized and humane behavior and mutual friendship from the civilized world.

Foreign politics is closely related with the internal organization of a community. Because, foreign politics which are not based on internal organization are always destined to an unhappy fate. A community’s foreign politics is proportionally powerful and lasting as long as it has a strong and healthy internal organization
Keeping peace today was exhausting I don't think I could run for president the dam humans
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019
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Human centipede

When a group of 3 or more lays out like a train and eats eachother out.

A beautiful sex position
by Jazzydoosdley September 22, 2019
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human skunk

Don’t you human skunk in my face if you gotta fart! Cuz that’s just nasty
by J Slasher September 25, 2019
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vampire human

A vampire human is when a vampire bat drinks to much blood and transforms into a human.Now there you know YW
by Superstichiously December 18, 2017
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