by moldyb0ngwater December 16, 2023
Get the a bit how you goinmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
Get the She Wants To Know How She Is So Old So Is She How Know To Shemug. I wouldn't say I developed it but, rather (and I think you'll like this)...
Hym "I just reach deeper into the tank. My online persona isn't much different from how I would talk with my online friends (save for the rape and the child murder and the Candace Owens having a fat-pink pussy) but if I were to take how I would act with my gaming friends and then just reach Al liiiitle bit deeper... I'm right here baby. Or every time some jackals if himming and hawing about which fucking lottery tickets he wasn't to buy or some bitch needs to do 4 separate transactions because she can't use her food stamps and get gas on the same transaction and, oh, wait! She also need to put money on her cash app! And she forgot her drink. And all I want is to get some coffee but I haven't had a chance to step away from the counter in 65 consecutive minutes because this bitch won't just hurry it the fuck up and now I gotta stand here and wait for her to go get her drink even though BY THE TIME SHE GETS BACK TO THE COUNTER.... EVEN IF she is the last costumer of the 65 minute chain of customers by the time she gets back there is going to be 2 more motherfuckers walking in the door. One of which is coming straight to the counter for cigarettes and the other is going to be at the counter by the time this guy finishes.
Hym "I just reach deeper into the tank. My online persona isn't much different from how I would talk with my online friends (save for the rape and the child murder and the Candace Owens having a fat-pink pussy) but if I were to take how I would act with my gaming friends and then just reach Al liiiitle bit deeper... I'm right here baby. Or every time some jackals if himming and hawing about which fucking lottery tickets he wasn't to buy or some bitch needs to do 4 separate transactions because she can't use her food stamps and get gas on the same transaction and, oh, wait! She also need to put money on her cash app! And she forgot her drink. And all I want is to get some coffee but I haven't had a chance to step away from the counter in 65 consecutive minutes because this bitch won't just hurry it the fuck up and now I gotta stand here and wait for her to go get her drink even though BY THE TIME SHE GETS BACK TO THE COUNTER.... EVEN IF she is the last costumer of the 65 minute chain of customers by the time she gets back there is going to be 2 more motherfuckers walking in the door. One of which is coming straight to the counter for cigarettes and the other is going to be at the counter by the time this guy finishes.
Extending chain between the amount of time I have spent wanting to go grab a coffee and the time it takes for me to get a coffee. And in that moment.. I... Am... Hym... And if not for the perpetually slew of money I receive to not tell these people that 'No, you don't need any fucking lottery asshole get the fuck out of here there are 3 fucking people behind you just fucking pick one' and 'I'll grant you the food stamps and the gas because you literally can't do both I the same transaction but seriously get the fuck out of my face right now I want to get my fucking coffee you bitch- OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! ANOTHER ONE! THANKS! THANKS! I HAVE TO WAIT EVEN LONGER NOW AND THAT IS ENTIRELY... YOUR FAULT. Another 5 minutes of thirst because of you.' So... That. That's how I crafted my persona. By dialing myself down from 100 to 0-5 every day so I can fucking deal with these people who I would GLADLY fucking kill over nothing. That is exactly how much I have done to craft this persona."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
Get the How muchmug. A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*
Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"
Billy: "At least 4"
Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"
Billy: "At least 4"
by boingyplunk January 24, 2024
Get the How many pints?mug. 
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person 1: have you heard of abigail?
person 2: no, hos abigla?
person 1: abigal dees nuts
pweoaon 2: . But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
person 2: no, hos abigla?
person 1: abigal dees nuts
pweoaon 2: . But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
by . But eventually the word will August 6, 2021
Get the . But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.mug. The other example was wrong so I fixed it.
" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
by sgt.failure July 28, 2021
Get the How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?mug.